Seemed like a good idea at the time...
...AS A KID...
Ordering Sea Monkeys from the back of a comic book then forgetting to feed them.
Writing FU%@ on my grandmother's bathroom wall in quick dry paint (and being too dumb to figure out I could just paint over it).
Eating that peanut butter and jelly that come together in one jar.
Trying to walk on hot coals at a barbecue while wearing rubber soled tennis shoes.
Going one base too far the summer before 8th grade (don't worry, strictly minor league ball).
Tossing back a few with the band backstage at a Santana concert @15 (I looked 21). Maybe this was a good idea at the time...don't tell my kids.
Hopping off a moving cable car while buzzed on Jack. Wanna see my scar?
Going platinum blond, by way of bright green, and living with it for a year.
Wearing brand new pumps on my wedding day (and spending half my honeymoon nursing blisters).
Buying a house 3 blocks from my parents...and not locking our door.
A certain ladybug on a certain body part.
Falling for a cute puppy... with obvious issues.
Telling my 12 year old I once smoked...thrown back in face many times.
Starting a blog?
Writing FU%@ on my grandmother's bathroom wall in quick dry paint (and being too dumb to figure out I could just paint over it).
Eating that peanut butter and jelly that come together in one jar.
Trying to walk on hot coals at a barbecue while wearing rubber soled tennis shoes.
...AS A TEEN...
Going one base too far the summer before 8th grade (don't worry, strictly minor league ball).
Tossing back a few with the band backstage at a Santana concert @15 (I looked 21). Maybe this was a good idea at the time...don't tell my kids.
Hopping off a moving cable car while buzzed on Jack. Wanna see my scar?
Going platinum blond, by way of bright green, and living with it for a year.
...AS A "GROWN UP"...
Wearing brand new pumps on my wedding day (and spending half my honeymoon nursing blisters).
Buying a house 3 blocks from my parents...and not locking our door.
A certain ladybug on a certain body part.
Falling for a cute puppy... with obvious issues.
Telling my 12 year old I once smoked...thrown back in face many times.
Starting a blog?
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