I Want a Girl, Just Like the Girl, that Lapdanced Dear Old Dad

A 1st Grade teacher gave her students a simple homework assignment. Draw what you want to be when you grow up. One girl handed in her paper.


After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:

Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This drawing is of me selling a shovel.

Mrs. Harrington