Thursday, July 16, 2009


Yes, I Frenched and frotted the Phillie Phanatic this evening after the kid's day camp's musical performance. Notice his reaction he realized Ben was wearing a Red Sox t-shirt. Rightfully buried the boy's face in shame! The Phanatic (whose secret identity is being preserved for his own protection) is a really sweet guy whose son went to preschool with Evan, and we see him quite a bit. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he was a bit ripe tonight. That snout smells god-awful when you've got your face shoved into it!

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